Thursday, August 23, 2007

post 38, Gypsy


Gypsy, 1990. That's her foal, Nomad, in back of her. Gypsy was the first mustang I bought at the BLM Wild Horse Corral in Burns, Oregon. Wild horses cost 75 dollars each then, and young foals were thrown in free.

Gypsy had never had a rope on her before, and you can see how she's fighting the training box (see post 24). BLM vaccinates and freeze brands all the mustangs, but they run them through a squeeze chute to do that. I put the halter and lead rope on Gypsy with her in the BLM squeeze chute and took her back to the ranch in the trailer at the left edge of the photo.

After Gypsy wore herself out fighting the training box I tied her right next to the box--with her nose touching it--and started working with her head. In less then one hour she was eating hay out of our hands in the nervous, compulsive, manner horses have under such stress.

Gypsy was two years old, just the right age to work with, and she was a very intelligent horse, easy to train--unlike the six-year-old set-in-her-wild-ways Maude (see posts 12, 18, 24, and 30) I had worked with the year before. I have more photos of Gypsy, illustrating different aspects of training, for later posts.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

post 37, Squaring INTEGRITY's Mast

post 37, Squaring INTEGRITY's mast. See also posts 03, 09, 17, 22, and 27. INTEGRITY is in the background and it looks like she already had a mast, but that was a telephone pole in back of her. She also looks smaller than she really was. She was 30 feet long and ten-foot beam. Just right for a live aboard that one man could handle.

The photo of post 17 shows us horsing the fresh-cut log down the hill. In this photo I'm making saw cuts to a profile I've chalked out on the log. Then I used an axe to chip out the waste between the cuts to make the log square. Later I made the mast eight-sided and finally draw-knifed it round. All healthy exercise on a beautiful day.

Monday, July 9, 2007

post 36, Cooking Basket

Cooking basket made on canoe survival trek, 1987. See also posts 01, 13, 20 and 28. When you're forced to get by with minimum gear--or no gear--you can do quite a bit of basic cooking by putting the food--small pieces of meat skewered on slender sticks or pancake shaped pieces of bread dough or whole tubers like potatoes--directly on hot coals. However, that method wastes valuable fat that drips off of the meat. It also is not suitable for boiling a porridge of crushed grain (grass seed of one variety or another).

The best way to conserve nutrients, such as the fat on meat or the vitamin and mineral rich skin on a tuber, is to boil the food. If you don't have a metal pot with you and don't have a soapstone mine handy for carving a soapstone cooking pot like some Eskimos did, you can still make a cooking pot out of a tightly coiled basket or a carefully crafted wooden box. Making a tightly fitted plank cooking box is probably beyond the patience and skill of most amateur abo buffs but anyone can make a tightly coiled basket that will do the job. (You boil water in the box with hot rocks just like in the basket.)

The basket in the photo has a coil made with a finger-diameter bundle of the soft inner bark of sagebrush. Sagebrush doesn't grow on the islands of the lower Columbia (I happened to carry some I had gathered at the Glass Buttes Knap-In earlier) but cottonwood inner bark would have worked just as well. The sagebrush coil is very tightly sewn to the preceding coil of itself with the inner bark of willow. The willow sewing bark goes completely around the coil being added, but it goes through the middle of the preceding coil. For a needle I used a slender stick with a split at the rear to accept the end of the willow bark.
No matter how tightly you sew the basket it will still need waterproofing on the inside. Pine pitch is the waterproof material, but it's much too runny when it's hot to seal the leaks. You have to add finely powdered charcoal to give it body.
An important matter is that you must make sure all the turpentine is driven out of the pitch before you use it in the basket. Otherwise the terrible taste of turpentine will make the basket unsuitable for cooking or storing edibles. To get rid of the turpentine, heat a rock very hot and then put a lump of pitch on a more or less concave surface of the rock. As the pitch sizzles and boils, the volatile turpentine will be driven out. Then pour the hot pitch into the basket and add some powdered charcoal. You may have to do that a few times to accumulate enough waterproofing material. When you hope you have enough pitch in the basket you put in a couple of very hot hen egg-sized rocks and tilt the basket back and forth to roll the rocks around in order to melt and smear the waterproofing pitch and charcoal around thoroughly.

Of course you can't use the basket directly over a fire. You put the water and food to be boiled in the basket and then add a couple of red-hot rocks. After the rocks transmit their heat to the water you fish them out and add a couple more red-hot rocks. It is a bit tedious for someone used to an electric stove and stainless steel cookware, but the system does work--it brings the soup or porridge to a boil--and it does conserve most of the nutrients originally in the food.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

post 35, Roundup

Early morning on roundup day, 1988. See also posts 02, 04, and 08. In the southeast corner of Oregon the event and the photo would have been the same 100 years ago, but the photo wouldn't have come out in color.

I really enjoyed working alongside the cowboys, and I sincerely appreciate the fact that they allowed me to. Mark Twain once said, "Clothes make the man" but he was dead wrong. No amount of fancy clothes are going to make a cowboy.

Monday, June 18, 2007

post 34, Rebuilding Porch

Rebuilding the L shaped porch of the Deveroux's farmhouse, winter of 1988-89. When winter set in I left my burros and mustangs at the ranch in the southeast of Oregon where I had been training Maude (see posts 12, 18, 24 and 30), and I came back to Brownsmeade in the northwest corner. The porch I'm rebuilding was shown in the photo of post 03 that depicted packsaddles being constructed the year before. The roof of the porch was still good and is here shown being propped up by four by four timbers so that I could remove the rotten bottom portion and lay in a proper foundation for the new porch.

Civilization/agriculture is destroying Nature, there's no doubt about that, and when I take any civilized job at all I clearly recognize that I am being one of the Zombies mindlessly doing the destruction. Every inch of concrete poured is an inch of ugly dead scab depriving the earth of life. What is really weird is that we feel proud of doing a good job at whatever Nature-destroying endeavor we are currently involved with even as we realize the hypocrisy of it.

All "higher" animals, such as us mammals, are each a mechanical machine of bone and muscle directed and controlled by an electro-chemical computer brain. But by a most unfortunate quirk of evolution the human version of the computer is hardwired from birth in a manner that has become sadly destructive to Mother Nature--to the total mass of interdependent symbiotic life on earth.

The essay "In Opposition to Civilization" serialized in the first 16 posts of this blog delve into the phenomenon in more detail. I have other writings I may serialize later. The photo above is an admission that I'm as guilty as anyone else. A guy has to eat. You adjust your brain to Zombie-time and do whatever you gotta do to earn the groceries until your next brief escape from the rat race.

But take heart. Civilization is hurrying as fast as it can to destroy itself. After it collapses and the six billion Zombies become fertilizer a new wilderness, a new Mother Nature, will rebuild itself. If we, and our descendents, are strong enough, and versatile enough, to survive the transition there is always hope that the human brain will mutate yet again (I am sure there are already mutated individuals lost in the crowd) and humans will cease being a cancerous sickness to the symbiotic mass of interrelated species we call Mother Nature. Spontaneous remission of a cancer is possible.

Monday, June 11, 2007

post 33, THE GUEST ROOM

THE GUEST ROOM, the dinghy for COMPROMISE, 1992. See also posts 01, 02, 05, 11, 19 and 25. The preeminent characteristic of a good practical dinghy is that she must have stability. With a four-foot beam and a flat bottom, THE GUEST ROOM was wonderfully stable under even the worst conditions. She became a veritable ferry when loaded with guests and provisions.

Her bottom and seats were three-eighths marine ply and the sides were one-quarter inch. One man could carry her. The front and aft seats were filled with Styrofoam to ensure lifesaving floatation even if badly holed. There were two by four sled runners on the bottom for dragging her up gravelly beaches. Those sled runners had hand holds cut in them so if the dinghy ever did capsize in rough seas a guy would have something to grab onto, and he would have a chance of righting her again. THE GUEST ROOM normally lived upside down athwart the aft deck of COMPROMISE on timbers secured there. In that position she was a convenient day bed, and the sled runners became rails to hold the occupant secure.

In the photo the brackets are not yet installed for the removable rowing seat in the center. With that center seat removed, as shown, the flat floor between fore and aft seats was four feet by six and a half feet, which made an adequate bed for a friendly couple. The dinghy, turned upright at her stern deck position, and with an improvised army poncho covering, could then be used as a guest room. She could also be used as a bedroom on the water or drug ashore on an island.

COMPROMISE was designed specifically for gunk holing the vast shallow waters of the lower Columbia while I tried to learn survival lore, both Stone Age and modern. Of course I ran aground on a few occasions. There are horrific tides and tidal currents near the mouth of the Columbia. THE GUEST ROOM normally lived upside down athwart the aft deck of COMPROMISE where she was secured by two ropes, half-inch diameter nylon, fed through the runner handholds and tied with quick release knots. If COMPROMISE ran aground, I would yank those knots loose and flip THE GUEST ROOM into the water where she would land right side up and still secured by stern lines. I would position the big fisherman kedge anchor in the dinghy's sculling notch and hastily row it out, the half-inch nylon anchor rope feeding smoothly out of a gunnysack on the deck of COMPROMISE. With a hell-for-stout homemade winch on the foredeck of COMPROMISE I was then always able to winch COMPROMISE to deeper water.
The key was speed. The system was designed specifically for that.

The photo shows THE GUEST ROOM being built in the loft of the barn where I was building COMPROMISE. The barn made an ideal boat shop. This was another example of wonderful people helping a guy achieve his dreams. I did some plumbing and put in a new electrical service entrance for the owner, a single middle-aged lady. She allowed me use of the barn and adjoining area, and for a while I housesat while she traveled across country visiting relatives.

Monday, June 4, 2007

post 32, Teepee

Teepee at Glass Buttes, Oregon, 1987. See also post 01 and 15. This was at the second Glass Buttes Knap-In. They were held during Easter Vacation each year, and it can still be a little chilly on the High Desert then, as you can see.

I walked in, with just a backpack and minimal camp gear, from the highway after being dropped off the Greyhound bus. While I was warming up at the community campfire Dale (I hope my faulty memory has the name right) drove in with his pickup loaded with the poles for his 12-foot teepee. I helped him set up his teepee and he graciously let me share his accommodations. Dale (in the photo) recorded much of the activity of the Knap-In on video.

During my younger years I owned a 16-foot teepee. I lived in it during all seasons and I loved its comfort, but hauling all those long heavy poles around is a big hassle. I finally used three quarter inch EMT telescoping inside one inch EMT, and this made a compact ten-foot long bundle that I could carry with my Model A Ford sedan. In post 28 I show the first model of a tent I designed that has many of the advantages of a teepee (indoor open fire) without so many poles. I'll show later versions of that tent design in later posts.

Dale's 12-foot teepee was very comfy and there was plenty of room in it for a small family.

Monday, May 28, 2007

post 31, Porcupine


Porcupine in a juniper tree, 1988. Even with a clear view of him in the center of the photo, he isn't real obvious. Porcupines are pretty much vegetarians living on bark and such, and they commonly spend their days in trees. They are remarkably agile climbers in spite of their ungainly appearance. People seldom look up, and porcupines blend in well with the bark on a branch, so most people seldom see one even where they are plentiful. At dusk a porcupine may come down and scout around for a new feeding station. If there is any snow on the ground he leaves an unmistakable trail that gives away his current tree location.

I feel empathy with them, as I do toward most wild animals, but I'm brutally pragmatic. Porkys are good food and they aren't an endangered species. I poked that porky out of the tree with a stick and I killed him with a club. A club is the weapon of choice for getting porcupines that aren't too high in a tree to reach. Porcupines are very tenacious critters and you can spoil a lot of meat shooting holes in them with bullets or arrows before you finally stop them. I'll discuss cooking them and other meat in a later post.

Porcupines have a craving for salt. They can smell its presence, such as on an axe handle that you once used with sweaty hands. They can also smell it on you. It is not uncommon for a porky to wander right into camp looking for something salt flavored to chew on. With all their loosely attached quills they make a slight rattley sound as they walk along, and I've woke up to find one quite close to my bed. I clubbed him for the next day's stew. I have heard of other people having close camp encounters with porkies.

A timid porky would never attack you, but if he was frightened by a sudden movement near him he would certainly swish that barbed tail around with considerable force. If you ever wake up with a porcupine next to you, don't panic or make any sudden movements. He won't bite and, contrary to old wives tales, he can't throw those quills. As soon as you're out of reach of that tail, roll the other way and get out of your sleeping bag. He's not going to chase you. He's going to be running the other way.

When I camped in porcupine country (even when I was playing aborigine with "only" stone tools) I always carried a small, well made, pair of long-nose pliers for pulling quills. I've pulled quills from my dogs and I've pulled quills from my burro's leg. And I've usually carried a small mirror for the possibility of attending to such things as quills or snake bites on difficult-to-see parts of myself. Quills have microscopic barbs and they sometimes require considerable force to pull out. An ordinary cosmetic tweezers probably won't be strong enough. The quills work themselves in deeper in time. My brother broke one off near his wrist once, and the broken point finally worked out near his elbow.

Monday, May 21, 2007

post 30 Testing a Saddle

Testing a Saddle, 1988. See also posts 12, 18 and 24. In post 18, where I showed a photo of a homemade wooden saddle being constructed, I mentioned that an unbroke horse could easily destroy a saddle, and I promised to discuss that subject again.

You never have a camera in hand to catch the most interesting scenes, but they are burned indelibly into the album of your mind. In the sketch above, Maude (see post 12) is testing that homemade saddle I built.

In post 06 when I was talking about training the burro brothers, I mentioned that you must anticipate possible problems and train your animals to handle them while you have plenty of time and a relaxed training atmosphere. The sketch above illustrates what can happen if you don't follow that advice. I trained the burros slowly and methodically about entering trailers, and I never had a bit of trouble with them. But I never got around to training Maude with trailers until suddenly it was time to use one.

I had ridden Maude once before, in the breaking corral. She didn't attempt to buck but she circled 'round and 'round that little corral at breakneck speed while trying to get the courage to jump the gate. Fortunately, she had more sense than to try that, and we both lived through the ordeal. Wild horses are amazingly agile and Maude kept her feet during the tight, top-speed, turns while a ranch horse might have slipped for a disastrous fall. While discussing the matter later, David, the horse-breaking cowboy, agreed that small corrals were not good for first rides on unbroke horses. He also volunteered that the irrigated meadow with its slick grass was a treacherous place where you could have a nasty, bone-breaking, horse-and-rider fall. He said that the sandy sagebrush desert was the safest place for a first ride.

The ranch manager agreed to play pick-up with a stock horse, and on the spur of the moment we saddled up our horses for the event. I reached the trailer first with Maude while the manager was attending to some other matter. Maude, like any sensible wild horse, did not want to enter that trailer.

With Maude's nose just inside the trailer, I tied the lead rope at the front of the trailer and then went around in back of Maude to encourage her to step in. Wild mustangs have incredibly quick reflexes. Maude leaped in, spun around, and leaped out again, all so fast that I had no time at all to slam the tailgate shut. But since the lead rope was tied fast, Maude did a summersault and fell heavily on top of the saddle. Miraculously, they both survived, and I managed to get her loaded and tied at the front of the trailer by the time the manager arrived with his saddled horse.
When we were out in the desert, safely far from fences, the manager unloaded his chase horse. I had a long lead rope on Maude. It was half-inch diameter synthetic fiber--maybe part nylon and part polyester. The rope was tied in a secure bowline around Maude's neck. I tied the tail of the rope securely at the back of the trailer and then, holding tightly to the rope near Maude's head, I tried to lead her out of the trailer.

Maude saw her beloved sagebrush and thought she was free. I had no more chance of holding onto that rope than a fly would have had. She bolted out of the trailer and hit the end of the lead rope at full speed. Again she did a summersault and fell heavily on top of the homemade saddle. I certainly would have expected her to break her neck and destroy the saddle. What may have saved her neck was the fact that the half-inch lead rope broke back at the trailer. Before we had a chance to move, Maude staggered to her feet and was off full speed in BLM land where fences were maybe ten miles apart.

The manager jumped on his stock horse and gave chase. He didn't follow directly behind Maude because that would have just chased her further away. Instead he rode off to one side. I had taken a box of oats along--I always try to be prepared for any sort of eventuality--and I started off on foot after them.

It had been very difficult, when first working with Maude, to get her to eat oats or even hay. She was used to eating grass that was rooted to the ground so that she could tear off bites of it. The hay wasn't anchored and she didn't know how to break it into bite-sized pieces. The oats she didn't recognize at all, and she wouldn't touch them until I painstakingly mixed a few with alfalfa leaves and gradually introduced them to her. But like a pusher getting a new addict hooked on heroine, I finally got her to like oats so that I had a little more control over her.

I finally caught up to the manager and the two horses. Maude had run at top speed until she was exhausted. The long lead rope under her feet probably caused her problems and made her realize that she wasn't really free. When she stopped to rest, the manager came close enough to get the end of the lead rope. He looped the rope around his saddle horn but Maude, the biggest mare on the ranch, was too strong to be lead.

I walked up to Maude and offered her the oats. She ate in the nervous, compulsive, manner of horses under stress, and she gradually calmed down. The moment of truth was at hand. I laid the oat box down and climbed up into the saddle. Maude was well trained for that and didn't object. Then the manager, the lead rope on his saddle horn, started toward the trailer.

We went two or three steps and Maude exploded as if she was trying to jump out from under me. I was primed for a ride and I thought we were on our way--but that wasn't the case at all. Maude had just come square up against a prickly sagebrush while being led and hadn't known yet to walk around them. So she just made a standing jump over it. Maude never, ever, tried to buck with me. Some cowboys encourage an unbroke horse to buck so they can try to prove they're boss, but I think that's exactly the wrong thing to do. Most of the horses I've trained never ever bucked with me. (But there have been a few notable exceptions.)

Maude was understandably difficult to load into the trailer for the trip home. I left her in the trailer with some good hay for the night and the next day, in a calm relaxed training atmosphere, I trained her to jump into and hop out of trailers without making a fuss.

The crude homemade saddle survived both tests with no damage at all--it was made of strong solid wood lashed together with nylon lariat rope--but if it had been an expensive saddle borrowed from a friend it probably would have been destroyed.

Monday, May 14, 2007

post 29, Jim Riggs Smoking Buckskin

Jim Riggs smoking buckskin, l976. I don't know if he had already written "Blue Mountain Buckskin", his famous bible on dry scrape brain tanning, by then or not.

He had dug sort of a posthole in the ground and started a low fire smoldering in it. (You don't want to use white fir--it imparts a urine odor to the hide.) Then he arranged the hide as kind of a teepee over the fire to smoke it. Any skin is composed of protein that turns into a high-grade wood glue if you de-hair and shred the raw hide and then simmer the shreds in a little water long enough (like 24 hours or more).

You normally want leather to be soft and pliable, but because of this inherent glue nature a raw hide glues up and gets stiff as a board every time it gets wet and then dries out. Smoking, the last stage of brain tanning, evidently coats the protein fibers with smoke chemicals that reduce this tendency for them to glue together and the tanned buckskin will still be fairly soft and flexible after it has become wet and then dried.

The general procedure for brain tanning any hide is to first scrape every bit of flesh and fat off of the freshly skinned hide. You can then spread the hide out to dry thoroughly and put it in storage for later work, or you can proceed with the brain tanning immediately, even while the hide is still wet.

Deer hair is brittle and breaks off easily so the hair is almost never left on a tanned deer hide as you might do for a sheepskin. To make it easier to remove the hair cleanly, you can sprinkle wet wood ashes on the hair, roll the wet hide up tightly, and bury it in damp soil beside the creek for a couple of days. The wood ashes have caustic alkaline chemicals (grocery store chemicals also work--but use caution--they are much more concentrated) that weaken the grain or hide coating that retains the hair. Just soaking the hide, without ashes, in the warm water of a pond or warm spring will work also. In either case you must be careful and not overdue it or the hide will rot. Check the hide once a day to see if the hair can be scrapped yet. Expect the chore to be a bit tedious. If the hair just falls out your hide is probably rotten and worthless.

Go back to post 05 of this blog and you'll see a photo of me wet-scrapping the hair from a hide with a stone scrapper. That hide was never dried out from the time it was skinned from a deer until after it was brained. I find wet scrapping easier and faster, but it doesn't produce nearly as aesthetic a final product as Jim's dry scrape method. The root of each hair is embedded in the grain, which is the very outer layer of the hide.

For nice soft and beautiful ceremonial buckskin you want to remove every bit of this grain as you scrape. But for just some serviceable leather, like for making a rough jacket or moccasins, it doesn't really matter whether you leave it on or take it off. Most commercial cowhide leather, like for shoes, still has the grain on--except suede shoes. With the grain left on the leather is a bit less soft and flexible.

After the hair is off, by either wet or dry scrape method, the hide is soaked in clean water until it is pliable and then as much water as possible is squeezed and wrong out of the skin. You then mash up the brains of the animal, they contain a special sort of oil, into some water--maybe a quart of water for a deer hide. I've generally just used raw brains, but there is some danger of contacting disease so boiled brains are safer. You then sponge up all of the brains-water mix into the damp hide.

If you just let that soggy hide dry thoroughly it would end up stiff as a board. When the hide is starting to dry, but still pliable, you start working it to keep the fibers from gluing tightly together. In an area where saplings were in profusion and could be spared I've taken a sapling, about four inches in diameter, and cut it off about six feet high and with a chisel shaped top. Then I would pull the drying hide back and forth over that chisel. When you get tired you rest and when you're rested it's time to pull some more. By the time the hide is bone dry it should be nice and flexible.

But if that hide gets wet again it will dry board hard unless you work it soft again. To make it dry reasonably soft you have to smoke it like Jim is doing in the above photo. He continually rearranged the hide, maybe every hour, to do a uniform job. The photo was taken in the backyard of Jim's La Grande, Oregon apartment. He graciously moved out somewhere and let us borrow his apartment when my daughter Jean was due to be born. Before and after that event we lived in a tent in the wooded hills out of Elgin.

Monday, May 7, 2007

post 28, Canoe Trip Tent


Canoe Trip Tent, 1987. See also posts 01, 04, 07, 13, 20, and 28. The photo doesn't look like much, but it brings back fond memories to me.

The brown canvas on the left was about an eight by ten foot tarp I bought for two dollars at a yard sale. The white canvas on the right was roughly the same size. It had been part of a teepee liner that a friend gave to me. To start constructing the tent I would stake the lower corners of those canvases to the ground. The next step was to tie the top ends of two poles (the canoe mast and the handle of the dip net) together and set them up as an A frame with the top mid point of each canvas tied to them. The canvases didn't reach the very peak of the A. They were about a foot short and this eventually created a diamond shaped smoke hole to allow for an indispensable inside fire.

At the front and rear of the tent the top corners of the canvases overlapped to keep rain out. Short doorway poles gave shape to the tent and cords (one visible) leading to stakes held the doorway poles up. Army ponchos (see post 16) closed those doorways. The white triangular canvas at the top was the lateen canoe sail, still lashed to its yard and boom, draped over a stick tied to the A apex. The sail kept rain from coming in the diamond shaped smoke hole. If there was any breeze at all the sail also created a suction (you had to adjust it for wind direction) to suck the smoke out.

That tent was one of the most comfortable dwellings that I have ever lived in. Northwest Oregon is often very wet and chilly for long periods and you really need a nice warm, drying, fire right inside your tent. A friend stayed with me for a week or so on that trip and the tent size proved large enough for the two of us.

Late one afternoon, almost at the end of that trip, I could see that a storm was building up, so I dug a substantial drainage ditch around the periphery of the tent and I pounded all stakes in firmly. I was already in bed and asleep when I was wakened by the shriek of wind and the crash of a deluge of water as if Zeus had emptied his bathtub over my tent. There was still glowing coals in the hearth, so, still in bed, I reached over and brought the fire to life again with some little twigs. The tent canvas was straining against the wind, but there was no sign that it would fail. There were no leaks. I cuddled happily in bed and enjoyed Nature's symphony until I drifted off to sleep again.

A few days later I was in Astoria studying a potential house remodel job to earn some much needed grocery money. Several pop tents, spread out on a balcony to dry, caught my attention. The lady of the house, Peggy Deveroux, noticed my interest. She explained that a few nights before, the night of my storm, her son had been on a Boy Scout outing. A terrific wind and rain came up suddenly and blew over or collapsed every one of their pop tents. The boys, clad only in their underwear, threw their camping gear in their vehicles and hurried back to town.

I said that the tent was one of the most comfortable abodes that I have ever lived in, and that is the sincere truth. I don't need a chair to sit in. I'm a lie-down person. And I do not want a soft mattress under me. They goof up my back. I need a firm bed. Good Mother Earth is ideal. I carefully feel for and throw out the rocks, sticks, roots and other lumpies and shape the earth a little with a slight depression for my hips. Then I use something like a waterproof army poncho to cover the dirt. My friends John and Sue used a thick wooly sheepskin under them, and they claimed it was ideal, but they usually hauled their house around in a Volkswagen, so the bulk and weight of the sheepskin was less of a factor.

Accustomed as we are to modern houses and conveniences, we can surprise ourselves when we contemplate what little is actually required in order to genuinely enjoy life. But we should remember that our genes are only a few percentage points away from being identical with those of a chimpanzee. And I'm sure that the truly wild chimpanzee gets great enjoyment from life, probably a lot more enjoyment then us (he doesn't have to be a slave to some obnoxious, environment destroying, job to pay for house and conveniences) even though he has no physical possessions at all.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

post 27, A Mast for INTEGRITY

A mast for INTEGRITY, 1981. See also posts 03,09,17 and 22. I have mentioned several times before of people going out of their way to give assistance if you have a project you are seriously working on (and that maybe they wish they were working on). I didn't know the man in the photo who is struggling with my Handy Man jack to slide the trailer over and get it through the gate. He was a friend of Joe Pindell and he owned a small property in the hills just east of Portland, Oregon. When Joe told him about my lifeboat-cum-sailboat INTEGRITY project this guy volunteered a mast. There was a deep timbered draw on his place where the trees had to grow up skinny and tall to reach the sun. The mast we cut was 45 feet long and only 14 inches in diameter at the butt when cut. I trimmed its length and girth later. It was doug fir which is maybe only second to spruce as mast material.

There was air-dried spruce lumber available (at a horrendous price) and some would have glued up a lightweight hollow mast for INTEGRITY, especially since she was only going to use jugs of water for ballast, but I'm glad I went with the heavier solid stick. During a sudden gust of wind on the Columbia Bar I saw that mast bend like a fishing pole. I feel sure that a stiffer hollow mast would have snapped under the strain.

Monday, April 23, 2007

post 26, Coyote in trap

Coyote in a trap, 1988. See also, posts 01, 03, 06, 10, 16, and 21. The location is at a waterhole on Oregon's High Desert. Some ranchers just set traps and then forget them for long periods--partly because distances are so great. There probably isn't a ranch, or anything else, within 30 miles of this waterhole. But all ranchers are not that way. Some of them release coyotes they find in traps just like I did.

When I walked up to the coyote, his eyes were flashing fire, his teeth were bared, and he was tensed and ready to fight to the death. I told him, "I'm not going to hurt you". The fire went out of his eyes and his body went limp. With my bare hands just inches from his mouth I took off the trap. It must have hurt, but he stoically remained calm. With the trap off, he walked a few yards away and then turned to say thank you. His leg was not badly damaged. I'm sure he recovered okay.

Monday, April 16, 2007

post 25, Testing COMPROMISE

Testing COMPROMISE, 1992. See also posts 01, 02, 05, 11 and 19. A new boat design never gets enough testing. If you tried to do a really adequate job you would spend your life playing with toy boats and never make one full size.

I didn't have any radio control apparatus for guiding the model so I just used a fishing rod and spinning reel to reel it back in after each run. That was more positive anyway. COMPROMISE was designed for extreme shoal draft river gunk holing and only occasional ocean use--primarily for changing rivers. Speed and efficiency at sailing was not really a consideration as long as she was capable of sailing. Her only engine was a ten-horse Seagull outboard. But even occasional ocean use meant she had to be able to take it--whatever "it" happened to be. The most unpleasant sailing I've ever encountered (with INTEGRITY) was just off the mouth of the Columbia River, still in view of land.

Primary causes of loss of life on the oceans are boats that turn upside down (capsize) or sink. For me, that situation is ridiculous, at least for "pleasure boats". There is nothing pleasurable involved with capsizing or sinking and without too much trouble a boat can be designed that cannot capsize or sink.

To make sure that a boat cannot possibly sink you only have to ensure that the sum of its materials has positive buoyancy. Reduce the heavy metal in the boat to the bare minimum and make sure there's a lot of light material like light wood or Styrofoam to compensate for the metal. Then to make sure the boat cannot possibly capsize, you put the light stuff on top and the heavy stuff down low. The principles are so simple and fool proof and the contemplation of drowning is so distasteful that I feel boat designers are insane to not give this matter careful consideration.

But everyone focuses on speed or comforts and conveniences, and no one imagines that their boat will ever encounter any difficulties.
The bottom of COMPROMISE was flat four-inch thick solid doug fir to withstand beaching on unknown shores. Her sides were two-inch thick spruce, a very light wood. Her large cabin top was six inch thick Styrofoam sandwiched between three-eighths inch plywood.

The heaviest permanently installed member of COMPROMISE was her diesel burning stove. She did have five anchors--you always want plenty of anchors--and there was a little anchor chain and the Seagull outboard, but the anchors, chain and outboard could have been heaved overboard in just a minute or two if that became necessary. Anchors and their chain must always be stored where they can be reached instantly.

A sailboat needs weight down low to stand up to her sail. COMPROMISE, like INTEGRITY before her, carried her ballast in about 30 five-gallon jugs, most of which held drinking water. They were all securely lashed to the very bottom of the boat. The water was heavy enough to hold the sail up to the wind, but if the boat were badly holed the water jugs, being of neutral buoyancy, would not try to sink the boat. In fact, they could be rapidly re-filled with air to ensure that the crippled boat would still ride high in the water.

Monday, April 9, 2007

post 24. Mustang

A mustang being broke to ride, 1988. See also posts 12 and 18. The wooden saddle on Maude is the one I showed being built in post 18. It looked a little odd but it functioned beautifully.

Maude was a six year old mare, mature and set in her wild ways, and she was not easy to work with. With her tied in the corral I got her to accept the saddle, and me sitting in the saddle, but when I tried working around her head she just went berserk. That isn't normal, but horses get peculiar phobias just like people do. I was afraid she might do serious damage to herself.

When you're breaking horses you want the job to keep progressing smoothly and fairly rapidly. If you get hung up on some aspect of it you may quickly do more damage then good with the horse getting the idea that they are in control.

Inventions don't just pop out of the blue. Our brain is a computer, and like any computer it can't manufacture coherent data from a vacuum. It can only process data that it newly acquires or that it holds in memory. Inventions come from observations or remembered observations.
While focused intently on this headstrong horse with a head phobia, I suddenly recalled working with a quite wild little welsh-arab filly 20 years earlier. At that time I was sincerely trying to blend into civilization. I had a full time job as Instrument Man at the U. of Idaho Physics Dept. and I was also trying to moonlight and start my own hog farm, which was a full time job. I had no time for messing with untrained equines. But when this beautiful little chocolate brown two-year-old filly pranced into the ring at the livestock auction, and it looked like she was being sold for pet food, I couldn't let that happen. I had to rescue her.

When I brought her home in the stock truck, I had to do something with her immediately because I had other pressing work to do. She had never been worked with at all before and she was as wild as a ranch-raised horse can be. I had gotten a halter and rope on her at the sale yard with the help of the crew and the chute facilities there, but I didn't dare take the rope off or I would never catch her again.

In the process of cobbling up a haywire hog set-up, I had acquired several old pea boxes. These were about four by six by three feet high and had once been made to each hold a ton of dry peas in a pea warehouse. I didn't have time to analyze the situation. I just tied the end of the filly's rope to a corner of a pea box and opened the tailgate of the truck to let her jump out. She hit the ground running and jerked the box for a yard or two when she hit the end of the rope. She fought frantically for ten minutes or so, but the box would always slide a few feet to cushion her frantic jerks and she wasn't hurting herself. The box was too heavy for her to drag very far when she was tied by the head and she soon gave up.

Sometime later I was walking past the filly doing my hog chores, and I realized that I had to do something with her. Without thinking much about what to do, I worked her up close with her chin touching the box and tied the rope like that. Then I climbed right in the box and walked right up to the filly's head. Of course she jerked around, but the box always gave a little with her jerks, so she didn't hurt herself. And she couldn't jerk away from me because I came with the box. In ten minutes she tired out and was eating hay out of my hand. (That isn't a sign of being tame. It's a nervous, compulsive, reaction all horses will do when they give up.)

When I was struggling to cope with Maude, my brain brought that memory out of long-term storage, and I knew it was the answer. I asked the ranch manager if I could build a horse-training sled out of some old three-quarter inch plywood and junk lumber I saw stacked up. He readily agreed because they also worked with horses regularly. If I remember right, the sled in the photo is about four by six by almost four feet from the ground to the top. It's built hell for stout with steel strap reinforcing at the corners and it's heavy so a wild horse can't just rip it apart. The box is on sled runners so it could be used for training draft horses to pull. The back of the box has a wide V notch so a guy can get in or out easily.

The training sled worked beautifully. After a half hour I could do anything I wanted to Maude's head and she docilely accepted it. In later posts I'll show photos of the sled with other wild mustangs being trained. The construction of the sled doesn't quite fit my Stone Age hunter-gatherer goal, but I count it as being one of my most practical inventions.

Monday, April 2, 2007

post 23, Playing Stone Age Aborigine

Playing Stone Age aborigine in the mountains of northeast Oregon, cutting a potential sarviceberry bow stave, 1976. See also posts 05, 13, 15 and 20. The axe head was tough dense basalt flaked to shape. An axe head ground smooth would last much longer before chipping to a worthless dull edge, but the grinding--with natural materials--took much too long to seem practical. At least when you needed an axe for a job you wanted to do right now, it made more sense to just flake a new head when necessary. Maybe the indigenous natives who did have ground axe heads (for status symbols?) had slaves to do the grinding. A modern commercial Carborundum sharpening stone could do the grinding in a reasonable time--even on the basalt--but that sort of flagrant cheating did not fit the spirit of the endeavor.

The axe handle was good hardwood with a natural intertwined grain around the axe head. I remember that it took me a full day, working with only stone tools, to make the hole in the handle for the head. A beaver tooth embedded in a wood handle for use as a gouge or chisel might have done the job much faster--but I didn't have a beaver tooth right then.

I have had a full and interesting life, with funky boats, wild horses and primitive wilderness camping, but I have never consciously sought thrills. I especially have never intentionally put myself in a dangerous position. I think that would be the height of stupidity. I have always carefully tried to foresee and prepare for any eventuality.

I didn't live the way I did because I wanted to have adventures. I did it because I thought it was the right thing to do. Ever since I was a child, snaring woodchucks in the farm woodlot, I have felt that a simple, primitive, life, as a part and parcel of nature, was the way that a person should live. At first it was purely intuitive, but as I gained more experience and insight it became a compelling philosophy. I am now convinced that it is the only moral and ethical way to live. Civilization destroys Nature whenever it touches it. We humans are Civilization, but we are also Nature. We are committing mass species destruction, of our own as well as of a great many others, with all our civilized "comforts and conveniences". I have no objection to a person killing themself, such as with cigarettes or alcohol, if that's what their personal priorities lead them to do, but the mass destruction of species, species who comprise the very structure of the living environment that we and most others depend on for our daily existence, cannot be justified by any argument.

But I am also fully aware that the only meaningful lifetime goal for any individual of any species is to reproduce their genes. Unfortunately, at the present time a man faces a big conflict between that all-important primary goal and a lifestyle as an integral symbiotic constituent of Nature. During my entire life I have never found a spouse who shared my desire to live as close to nature as possible. Because I could find no way to solve this enigma, my life has been continual compromise--one foot free in the wilderness of mountain, desert or ocean and the other foot trapped in the quagmire of civilization.

Today I find myself in the ludicrous position of sitting at a modern hi tech computer and typing an advocacy of returning to a hand-to-mouth hunter-gatherer existence. But this betrayal of principles has allowed me to father and help raise a seven-year old son who shows as much potential as any 75 year old father could hope for.

Let them scribe upon my gravestone, "He lived life the best he could".

Monday, March 26, 2007

post 22, INTEGRITY taking shape

INTEGRITY taking shape, 1981. See also posts 03 ,09, and 17. You can see that the top two strakes are a lighter color then the original mahogany hull of the old lifeboat. Rot had crept down from the cobbled up plywood deck and cabin some fisherman had added, so I had to replace those two top strakes. In the process I had to sister up the ribs, of course, so I did a strong job of sistering and just ran the ribs right up to the top of the new cabin I was putting on. My sistered ribs were good air-dried oak because they had to be strong, but all my added planking was kiln dried doug fir. Doug fir is a respectable boat lumber, but kiln drying takes the life out of any wood. But you have to live with what you can obtain. Good boat lumber is terribly expensive. It didn't make sense to spend a fortune (which I didn't have anyway) for rebuilding such an old boat.

To compensate some for any weakness of the kiln dried planking, I kept my design very strong. The decks were flush with no weakening cockpit that might turn into a bathtub. This proved to be a godsend. In mid-Pacific with an exceptional wind from astern, three times in one day we had ankle deep green water washing over the entire after deck. This didn't bother us in the slightest. We weren't even apprehensive. But it might have been serious if we had had a cockpit there to fill to the brim with water and make us top heavy.

Also, the cabin design, rising right up from the sides on the sistered ribs (and no windows), was strong. We were caught one time on the treacherous Columbia River Bar, "The Graveyard of the Pacific", with breakers flush with the very top of the cabin pounding our beam. The sturdy boat lived up to her name.

I was not an experienced boat builder. The only previous boat carpentry work I had done at that time was messing with old 22 foot SCHOOLMARM during the couple of months just before obtaining INTEGRITY. But I did dig up whatever books I could find, and I went on a crash-learning course. If you want the memories when you're old, you've got to "just do it" when you're young enough to.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

post 21, Jumping Fences

Fence jumping, 1988. See also posts 01, 03, 06, 10 and 16. When I worked with the untrained burros before the trek I realized that Oregon's High Desert was crisscrossed by BLM fences and that gates might be ten miles apart. The wires are always under high tension. If you cut one you would need a wire stretcher and spare wire to repair it. Even if you had good intentions to repair, you would make instant enemies of the ranchers if you cut a fence wire. So I spent some time and effort training the burros to jump fences before I started the trip.

Of course, there's a limit to how high a little burro can jump. I carried an all-purpose fencing tool with me. They're combination pliers, wire cutter, hammer and staple puller. When I came to a fence, I would undo the wire from maybe six posts. Then I would push the wires down and tie them in a bundle as low as I good get them. I would wrap a saddle blanket around the bundle for insurance and then the burros would jump over the wires. Since they had been taught this trick during their initial training, they did it willingly, with no hassle. After crossing the fence I would re-position the wires at their normal height. The fence had not been damaged in the least.

I apologize for not remembering the name of the young lady in the photo. A friend had driven the three burros and me to the third annual Glass Buttes Knap-In, which is held during Easter Spring Break each year. When the gang learned that I was going to head off on a compass course for the little hamlet of French Glenn after the Knap-In, this girl asked if she could join me to learn a little about trekking with burros. Of course, I agreed. She was a good camper and we had a great trip. We only had one area of disagreement, and I'll discuss that in a later post.

Monday, March 12, 2007

post 20, Working Sinew

Working sinew during the Columbia River canoe trip, 1987. See also posts 01, 04, 07 and 13. In post 13 I showed a quicky bow and arrow and one of the fish obtained with them. There is a hierarchy of Stone Age weapons or tools for obtaining game progressing from the club to spear to atlatyl to bow and arrow.

A club is the least effective, but it's the easiest to acquire. I've killed porcupines with clubs (actually, a club is the best weapon for porcupines--I'll elaborate on that in another post).

A spear is the next easiest to obtain. I've just read a news account of chimpanzees making crude spears and getting bush babies with them. I also used a spear and I did catch fish with it, but it was a short-range weapon, and I found it quite difficult to stalk the fish and get close enough to use it.

An atlatyl is a stick used as kind of an arm extension for throwing spears a greater distance. Inuit (Eskimos) and Australian aborigines used atlatyls until fairly recently. But I can't imagine anyone preferring the short range atlatyl if they had the proper materials and knowledge for making the longer range bows and arrows. Inuit had the knowledge for making bows but they seldom had suitable wood in the far north.

Just having the knowledge of how to make something does you no good if you don't also have suitable materials. The usual obstacle to quickly making an effective bow in a survival situation is the lack of a suitable bowstring. Vegetable fibers, such as from nettle, may be available in the local area--but only at certain times of the year. There is commonly a processing procedure that takes time. Also, most vegetable fibers available quickly in the wilderness just aren't strong enough.

The best natural bowstring material that I have found, it's just as effective as the synthetic polyester, is sinew. But here again, you're not going to find any ready to use and just laying around out in the wilderness. When you do kill a large animal, or come across the carcass of one recently killed by a cougar or such, you must cut out the sinew and carefully hoard it for future use. (And the rawhide as well.)

Sinew is tendon. The thickest pieces of tendon come from the lower leg, and you want to extract that tendon in pieces as long as possible. The muscle on a deer's back is covered with a thin shiny sheet of the same material, and you also save this in pieces as long as possible, but this back tendon is too valuable for splitting into sewing thread to use for most other things.

After acquiring from a carcass, the leg sinew must be dried thoroughly, and of course, that takes a little time. In the photo above, a piece of dried leg sinew is shown on the right. Then you lay the dry sinew on a solid log--or a big smooth rock--and you take a husky club and beat on it. You have to really put some muscle into this. Sinew is tough.

When the thick piece of sinew is pretty well squashed, you use your thumbnails to pull long fibers off of it. Those soft fibers will typically have a hard lump right at the end where the sinew was originally cut. Those lumps must be pulled off with your thumbnail. If you can't pull them off, your fiber is too thick and it must be separated into finer pieces. Each fiber should taper to nothing at each end.

Commercial cordage and rope is typically composed of three strands twisted together. That makes for nice round rope, but it's difficult to do in the woods. Aborigines settled for two strands. To start, you take six or seven of the sinew fibers (pictured on the left side of the photo) and at the center of the fibers you twist them tightly together for a couple of inches. Looking from either end, the twist should be clockwise. (Reverse all these directions if you're left handed.) Then you fold the ends toward each other. The twisted center part tries to untwist and it locks itself into the start of a two-strand cord with the two strands twisted together counterclockwise. What holds the cord together is the counterclockwise strands fighting the clockwise fibers.

To make your embryonic cord longer, you add fibers to each strand. You hold the point where the two strands merge to become a cord between the thumb and forefinger of your left hand. You take the fibers of one strand between the thumb and forefinger of your right hand and twist the fibers clockwise. At the same time, you pull that twisted strand over the other strand in a counterclockwise direction and snug it under your thumb to hold it twisted. You just keep doing that until you have a nice long bowstring as is pictured at the center of the photo.

Aborigines made a lot of cordage for various uses and they often laid the fibers of both strands on their thigh and twisted them simultaneously by rolling them against their thigh with the palm of their hand. The twisted fibers then automatically twisted the strands together. For a bowstring I think it's stronger to twist with the fingers.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

post 19, Designing COMPROMISE

Designing COMPROMISE, 1991. See also posts 01, 02, 05, and 11. You can see that the setting is ideal. Essentially the whole back wall of the room is glass with a wonderful panoramic view of the mouth of the Columbia in front of Astoria, Oregon. Thru the middle pane you can see a freighter steaming upriver toward Portland. There was always a steady stream of boats of all types to watch and dream about.

I have occasionally lived in fancy houses, but none of them were mine. At the time pictured, my own home was a dilapidated big work van, like a bread truck, with a sheet of plywood for a bed and a tiny one burner propane hotplate for a cook stove. The house in the picture was the getaway house of Bob and Dorothy Miles. Their normal residence was a condominium in Portland. Bob had bought an old church high on a hill in Astoria. He then tore out almost the complete back of the church and replaced it with glass doors and windows, and he then remodeled the church into a modern house.

In posts 07 and 14 I told about my good friend Joe Pindell. Bob Miles was a mutual friend of Joe and I. Like Joe, Bob didn't actually do anything with boats--he just dreamed about them. When he first bought the old church he had vague thoughts about building a boat in it. In the photo you can see the telescope he set up for watching boat traffic. On the second floor he built into the church there was a drafting table with the same wonderful view of the river. I drew up my plans at the drafting table with many referrals to the library of boat books in the shelf at my elbow.

I rebuilt the balcony just outside the window for Bob. At the back of the building on the steep hillside the balcony was about 20 feet off of the ground and there was rot in the supporting structure. I also did some roof work on the old building. In exchange, Bob and Dorothy let me house-sit the place and do my design work on COMPROMISE. But it wasn't a business relationship. They were just great friends helping a fellow dreamer achieve his dreams.

Monday, February 26, 2007

post 18, Making a Saddle

Making a saddle. See also posts 3 and 12. In post 12 I told about acquiring the mustangs Maude and Cindy. Somebody trying to learn how to live as a hunter-gatherer in desert country would really benefit from having an animal to pack his belongings as he traversed the wide open spaces searching for food. A horse or burro might make the difference between survival and death. So part of learning that life was learning how to acquire and train the animal(s).

I didn't catch Maude and Cindy all by myself, but at least they were completely wild. I didn't feel up to trying to ride a wild horse bareback. I felt I needed a saddle for training the horses. I asked the ranch manager if I could borrow the old saddle that they used for breaking horses.
He explained to me that an unbroke horse could get violent and could easily destroy a saddle. (In a later post I'll describe a situation that amply verified his statement.) He added that a saddle, even an old saddle, was worth more than an unbroke mustang. He was right. At that time you could buy a mustang of your choice from the BLM Wild Horse Corral in Burns for $ 75. I've never seen a saddle, in good enough shape for breaking horses, for that price.

He wasn't being unhelpful. He was just explaining the facts of life, and I understood. Besides, where would a hunter-gatherer find a commercial saddle in the desert? If I wanted a saddle I should make one from natural materials. So I did--pretty much. The two forks for the horn and cantle were green wood from a large willow tree. The bars that rest against the horse's back came from a cedar fence post. Both willow and cedar are light weight but reasonable strong woods. Of course, in my pragmatic way, I did cheat some. I didn't have rawhide of my own handy, so I used part of an old nylon lariat fed through holes drilled in the horn and cantle to bind the whole works together strongly. The nylon was fastened to steel cinch rings. So it wasn't all natural materials, but it was close enough for me. I could have gotten by without the nylon and the steel rings if I had had enough good rawhide.

I had had some previous experience making the pack saddles for the burros--see post 3--so I knew how to carefully shape the bars to fit Maude's back. (Basically that just involves taking them out to the horse every little bit and testing the fit.) Then, with the saddle assembled, I mounted it on a sawhorse and carved away at the upper surface until it was a good fit for my bottom.

Of course I used my shrunken wool blanket saddle blankets under the saddle to protect the horses back, but I never used anything between the wooden saddle and me. There was no need. I've ridden that saddle all day herding cows down from the high country and never felt the least uncomfortable. I've roped calves and snubbed the rope to the saddle horn. I've used that saddle when riding an insane bucking horse that was genuine rodeo material. I rigged it for both a riding saddle and a pack saddle. I have several photos of it in use for later posts. To preserve the wood I soaked it in linseed oil and burned the oil in and that gave the saddle an attractive black finish.

Monday, February 19, 2007

post 17, INTEGRITY

Rolling INTEGRITY, 1981. See also post 03 and 09. Post 09 showed the hull upside down, and some people might have wondered how it got that way. There was no crane in Joe's backyard where I was working. I did everything by hand and by myself. The ropes are from a bunch of old three quarter inch hemp rope I found at a yard sale. On the left side of the boat they are tied low to stout wooden fence posts. On the right side they go to the front bumper of my old Chevy pickup. As I loosened the ropes at the bumper I would tighten them to the fence posts with my four foot Handyman bumper jack. I work slow and methodical, and eventually the job gets done.

At this stage of the rebuilding a steel strap has been added from stem to stern post, the hull has been completely re-calked, and I've coated the old mahogany planking with pine pitch except for the soiled white sheer strake. The sheer strake had picked up rot from the plywood deck and cabin a previous re-builder had added to the old lifeboat, so I now had to replace that top plank or two. I wasn't an experienced boat builder, and I didn't know what I was doing. But everything finally worked out okay. INTEGRITY eventually did make it to Hawaii, and I learned a great deal about surviving on the ocean during the trip--and about what you might encounter on the other side. Stay tuned to this channel and I'll tell you about it.

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THE LETHAL MUTATION
A short essay by
Andy Van't Hul

There is an important concept that must be realized in order to understand how life on earth is able to persist. When a mutation exists, and a brand new species takes form, the new species absolutely must be symbiotically compatible with the rest of conglomeration Earth Entity in order to live for long. The reason for this is that the new species can only exist at all, even for the short term, because the environment that it finds is favorable to it. The environment that the new species finds is the sum total of the lives, and the products of the lives, of the already existing conglomeration.

The environment that the new species finds is definitely not the same as the original environment of raw planet earth. The environment of raw planet earth was just noxious gas and a stagnant pond of foul smelling water with an occasional outcropping of rock. Only a few types of bacteria could thrive and reproduce in the environment of raw planet earth. The environment that the new species finds is the environment of Earth Entity, the conglomeration of symbiotic species that have gradually evolved on planet earth.

If the new species is not symbiotically compatible, if the new species is destructive to the already existing assortment of species, it will destroy the delicate machinery that created and that constitutes the environment of Earth Entity that the new species, itself, absolutely requires in order to live.

When Nature's experimental mutations create a new species, Nature tests the new species in two ways. First she tests the new species to see if it can thrive and reproduce in the environment that already exists in, and because of, conglomeration Earth Entity. If the new species passes the first test, Nature then tests to see if the new species is symbiotically compatible with the existing Earth Entity.

To illustrate the concept, let's assume a very simplified piece of Earth Entity. Imagine a small island that had only two large animal species. There was a species of dwarf deer that lived on brushy vegetation on the island, and there was a coyote species that preyed on the deer and kept the deer population down to what the vegetation could support. The two species were symbiotic. They helped each other. The deer provided food for the coyotes, and the coyotes kept the deer population genetically healthy and from becoming large enough to destroy the deer's vegetation food source. The swift deer reciprocated by keeping the coyote species genetically healthy. The typically faster deer outran any coyote that was not in the peak of health and physical fitness.

Now, assume a mutation of the coyote species that created a larger, longer legged, coyote that was considerably faster than the original coyote species. The new coyote species easily passed Nature's first test. It could catch any deer it wanted to. The deer species, confined to the island, had absolutely no refugium, no way to escape, from the very fast mutant coyotes. The super coyotes quickly ate all of the slow and weak deer that the original coyote species depended on. Because of all the food available to it, the new coyote species reproduced prolifically. Because it was a much more efficient hunter, it starved out and replaced the parent coyote species.
However, there was a big problem. No deer on the island was capable of outrunning the super coyote species. The super coyotes had all the food available that they could eat, and their population increased dramatically at an ever increasing, exponential, rate of growth while the deer population simultaneously plummeted in a mirror image rate of decline.

The super coyote population continued its extreme growth with almost no slackening until the last deer was hunted down and eaten. Because the super coyotes were such efficient hunters, they never knew hunger even though the deer became very few in numbers. After the last deer was eaten, the huge pack of coyotes then milled around for a week looking in vain for another deer to kill. Finally, their extreme hunger drove them to the inevitable. The stronger coyotes attacked the weaker ones. Super coyote preyed on super coyote. The super coyote population crashed in free fall. In a very short time there was only one coyote left, and he then died of starvation.

Nature had tested the super coyote mutation to see if it was symbiotically compatible with the segment of conglomeration Earth Entity that was its environment. The super coyote did not pass this second test. The super coyote did not help Earth Entity, the environment that it needed for its own survival, to survive. Both the deer species and the super coyote species became extinct.

What about Earth Entity on the island? Since she was Mother Nature, the assemblage of all biological life, you might say that she died with the death of the deer and coyote population, and then she was reincarnated in a very different form. No land animals could ever reach the island again, but after the coyotes were gone sea birds started to nest there.

Of course we humans are not the first super coyotes to arise in some environment of Earth Entity. Super coyotes are a wrong turn on the road of evolution. Since evolution is caused by random errors of reproduction and is purely trial and error such individuals must occur periodically. But we have certainly caused more drastic change to Earth Entity than any super coyote we know of that lived before us, and it looks like we have just begun our horrible rampage of destruction. Super coyotes have usually been confined to some local environment, either by geography (the island that they couldn't escape from) or by the prey species that they fed on. They committed suicide by exterminating their local prey before they had a drastic, world wide, effect on Earth Entity.

Our "long legs" that give us such an overpowering advantage over our prey species, both wild and domestic, is our unparalleled imagination, our inventiveness. I'm guessing that verbal language, which gave us the extreme advantage of storing and accumulating information from to generation, is a direct result of our inventiveness genes and not a separate trait. This inventiveness has allowed us to infiltrate practically every environment of Earth Entity and outrun every species there. We just became too clever for our own good. We are, right now, committing suicide with our own inventions.

I'm an optimist. I'm betting (hoping) that some representatives of our general species will survive--but I'm sure they can only do so in a drastically reduced population--and probably in the form of less clever, or maybe somewhat wiser, throwbacks or mutants not typical of the current population. There are probably enough of those abnormal types around right now--misfit souls lost amongst the current insane herd.

The end.
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Monday, February 12, 2007

post 16, Army Ponchos

April on Steen's Mountain, Oregon, 1988. (Also see posts 01, 03, 06 and 10.) That isn't a statue in the background with the icicles on its sides. That's poor Tar Baby. He was born near Astoria on Oregon's coast and he never saw snow before. Burros are tough critters though, and the three brothers didn't seem at all distressed by the weather.


As I keep mentioning (for the benefit of newcomers to this blog), my lifetime goal has always been to learn how to live in comfort as a Stone Age hunter-gatherer in symbiotic cooperation with all the other species of the wilderness. But as I also keep admitting, I am not at all a purist. It just is not practical in most areas of the globe right now. So let me give a plug here for genuine US army ponchos. Yes, some industrialist destroyed part of the natural environment while manufacturing them, and they are an artificial thing with no real counterpart in the wilderness, but they can sure make life more comfortable, or maybe just help keep you alive, while you're learning essential things like making fire without matches.


The ponchos started out as a substitute for a raincoat, a raincoat big enough and flexible enough to cover your pack as well as you. But the good feature of genuine army ponchos, besides their lightweight but tough waterproof material, is the snap design and arrangement. Each snap is male on one side and female on the other. You snap the sides together when you use it as a raincoat, or you can snap one poncho to another along the ridge to make a serviceable tent as shown in the photograph.


A neat trick is to lay the poncho on smooth ground; lay your sleeping bag (yes, I often carry one of those also) on one side of it; fold the poncho over the sleeping bag; and snap the poncho to itself. I did that on an elk hunting trip one time and woke up after a cozy good nights sleep with three inches of new snow on top of me. (When the weather looks questionable you keep your head inside, like a turtle.)


You do want to be careful how you snap the poncho together. Since each snap is both male and female, you have a choice. Ann's daughter Cheryl was trekking with me along the Snake River in Oregon one time when, at the end of a long hike, we had no time to make a decent camp and rain clouds were gathering overhead. I showed her how to make the poncho into a tube around her sleeping bag, as above.


It did rain, a real downpour. I was cozy warm and comfortable. I didn't feel at all guilty about using an artificial poncho. But then I heard a wail of misery from Cheryl. She had snapped her poncho together just backwards so that the rain falling on top of the poncho was all being funneled right inside onto her sleeping bag.


We quickly transferred her into my dry bag, and then I stumbled around in the rain and the dark making a camp under a huge rock that had a concave bottom forming a sort of low roofed cave. The rock had once rolled down from the canyon wall above. We spent the next several rainy days in the cave. The roof was cracked making me apprehensive of being buried alive (which was why we hadn't camped under it originally), but it was a snug and comfortable shelter. You couldn't stand--but who cares when it's raining outside.


I've often went on a backpacking trek with only one, or preferably two, army ponchos to make a shelter with, even in the dead of winter. I find them much preferable to the so-called "pop" tents. You can't put a real warm fire inside a pop tent. But you can build a fire immediately in front of a poncho lean-to adequate to help you survive any weather. The second poncho is often used under you to keep you off the wet ground.


As I reminisce right now about my long relationship with ponchos, I remember the first trip I really used them. The trip that so endeared them to me for life. Back around 1954 I went on a solo (except for my Brittany spaniel pup, Jake) float trip down the Middle Fork of the Salmon River in Idaho's Primitive Area. Before I even reached the start of the Middle Fork, while still floating down the creek from Bear Valley, my war-surplus yellow air force life raft acquired an irreparable long rip in its bottom. (I later found out that other rafts of that model also had deteriorating fabric.)


I wasn't about to give up on the trip, so I cut the bottom completely out so it wouldn't trap water and be a hindrance. Then I lashed poles on top of the rectangular inner-tube kind of thing that was left so that I had a place to tie my gear. But bouncing around through rapids kept my gear continually wet, including my down sleeping bag and my pup tent with the sewed in floor. I never got any use out of either of them. The rubberized bags I stowed them in were not really waterproof. A down bag takes forever--days and days--to dry, and it is unusable while it's wet. That's something to remember--use synthetic "Hollow Fill" sleeping bags on boat trips. They dry much faster.


Fortunately, I had good wool clothes. You can wring the water out of wool, put it back on, and the damp clothes will still keep you warm. Several times I have gone to sleep under a poncho lean-to and in front of a roaring fire when I had damp wool clothes on. You wake up a few times during the night to rebuild the fire when it dies down, but in the morning your clothes are dry and warm again and you've managed to get a good night's sleep. You cannot do that with a pop tent.


On that float trip in 1954 I spent the entire month of August sleeping in only my wool clothes and under a poncho lean-to. August is a warm month, but I've slept the same way in the middle of winter and once during a memorable early spring freezing rain in the Selway-Bitterroot wilderness area.


During that Selway trek there was absolutely no dead wood available. The only flat place I found to camp that night was frequented by many elk hunters every fall, and they had scrounged up every scrap of dead wood for their fires. I found out that green wood burns fine as long as you keep your fire stoked up roaring hot. The green needles from fir or pine will help you start the larger wood on fire. That's also something to remember. In fact, I advise doing it sometime for practice just to give you confidence in case you might ever have to. And remember to carry a stout and sharp steel boy's axe for cutting the green tree down and into logs. I credit mine with saving my life on two similar occasions.


It was around 1956 when I went on a cross-country ski camping expedition to the Owyhee Mountain ghost town of Silver City, Idaho, with two kids, high school seniors, to celebrate our newly acquired ability to stand up on skis. When we reached our departure area and started loading up packs, the boys realized they could not possibly carry their cumbersome winter bedrolls along with the heavy canned food they had brought. I suggested that we leave all our bedding in my Model A Ford and make our trip into a winter survival exercise. We took only my two ponchos for shelter.


We kept a fire going in front of our lean-to each night. Whoever woke up from the cold rebuilt the fire. The town kid was wearing a fancy nylon ski outfit, and he was the one that most often built up the fire and cuddled right next to it. By the end of the trip he looked like somebody had well seasoned him with a giant pepper shaker. Glowing coals spit out by the fire instantly melted black holes in the shiny blue nylon. The ranch kid and I were wearing heavy wool and we didn't have a visible mark. Wool will burn, but not instantly like nylon.


That was a great trip and those were great kids. I wish I still had a memory and could give their names.


Ponchos are great for backpacking light, but if you, like me, want to be really comfortable in any weather, then you want an enclosed tent with a fire right inside--like a teepee. Traditional teepees require a lot of poles which are a pain to pack around. I've spent some effort designing a similar tent affair which doesn't require nearly as much wood in the skeleton. I'll touch on that tent more in later posts.


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Installment 16 (the last one) of:

IN OPPOSITION TO CIVILIZATION

by Andy Van't Hul


I know that some concepts I have discussed in this essay will be difficult to accept by minds that have been brainwashed by the cult of civilization, and that is virtually every adult today. Brainwashing is a very real phenomenon. When some concept, such as "Thou shalt not kill" is hypnotically repeated over and over to a person, especially a young person, there is actual physical growth, enlargement, of the synapses of the involved neurons in the brain of the person hearing the message. In time the information, even if it is totally false, becomes embedded like bedrock in the brain and may be essentially impossible to uproot. There is no logic involved. It is a purely "cause and effect" physical phenomena. The repetitive words eventually cause a physical modification, submicroscopic but very real, of the brain.


Brainwashing is the systematic, repetitive, presentation of propaganda (which can be true or false) in a manner which hypnotizes the subject, the victim, into accepting that propaganda as fact. The person, who might accurately be labeled the hypnotist, doing the brainwashing may, or may not, have self-serving intentions and they may not even realize that they are brainwashing. The hypnotist may be convinced (they may have been brainwashed themselves) into genuinely believing that they are doing a great service for the subject--and they could actually be doing a good service in some cases. Parents habitually brainwash their children, and parents are nearly always just trying to help the kids.


Brainwashing is just another word for hypnotizing. The words are synonymous, they are exactly the same thing, and they are the most effective means of propagating all religions and all political systems. It is interesting that self-hypnotism is not only possible but may even be the predominate form of the phenomena. Most exceptional athletes are probably the result of self-hypnotism.


Religions are preeminent examples of well-organized and very effective brainwashing regimes. Individuals are recruited into them at a very young age and usually by their parents, whom they would instinctively trust and obey implicitly. The recruits are taught to memorize the "holy" words and chant them, usually in unison. By repetitively chanting the admonitions and listening to their own voices the recruits are self-hypnotizing themselves. The larger the group the better as it markedly reduces self-questioning and doubt. Brainwashing is most effective on the young and the key ingredient is repetition, repetition, repetition. Logic is not required at all and could be seriously detrimental to the process since it encourages the individual to think.


Political movements such as Nazism, Communism, and Democracy, and even business organizations, all try to get young recruits and get them chanting their self-hypnotic slogans, but religions have been exemplary in refining the system to its most basic and effective elements and rigorously, single-mindedly, pursuing those elements. This has come about primarily through thousands of years of trial and error driven by the irresistible cleric incentives of a very easy life and fawning followers.


Other animal species do not have the verbal ability to brainwash or be brainwashed. False information is not propagated from generation to generation in their species. Lucky for them. It is our Achilles' heel. It is the Pandora's Box of calamities we have opened upon ourselves with our stupid cleverness. I sincerely hope that some future mutation will give us the wisdom to sort out some of the most damaging falsehoods and kick them out of our verbally transmitted culture.


I'm guessing that some of the biggest evils of civilization had their inception almost from the birth of agriculture. Most higher animal species have a mix of instincts that might be called the "alpha male syndrome" (AMS) whereby individuals are driven by a consuming lust for power and control. AMS is certainly a great benefit in obtaining a mate and reproducing and that is why it is so widespread in most animal species. AMS was common long before civilization came about, but it met a need of civilization perfectly. Civilization required a rigid set of rules and strict enforcement of those rules. Civilization required a ruler. AMS leaped forward to assume that role. The egotistical, power-mad, strongman loved to order people around and punish any "wrongdoer" that dared to object. That leader, or leaders, became variously known as cleric or politician but there is little or no difference between them and they've often been the same person.


A leader of civilization has enormous power and, as we all know, "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely". Humans are natural born predators, and now that our wild prey has been essentially exterminated, we amuse ourselves by preying on each other. A leader does not necessarily have to enrich himself at the expense of his subjects, but they virtually all do. Leaders of civilization became shepherds, herding and especially milking their flocks of mindless sheep. A couple of scams became so surefire successful that they have become enshrined as expected institutions in our civilized culture.


All forms of life, even ants, have an instinctive aversion to dying. If some individual was born without this genetic aversion he would just lie down and die whenever the going became difficult or unpleasant, and his non-aversion genes would not be perpetuated. A long time ago some very clever charlatan hit upon a scheme for capitalizing on this death aversion instinct, and the ruse became so instantly and perpetually successful that it became the classic cleric scam.


The cleric is a typical con artist and he/she nearly always goes through elaborate rituals to con, to convince, the victim that the cleric has an inside track to some all-powerful supernatural being that can perform miracles such as prolonging life. The cleric scam is sort of an imaginary life assurance policy. If you pay the cleric (ten percent of your income is often subtly, or not so subtly, requested) during your lifetime here on earth, the cleric assures you that when you die here on earth some imaginary continuation of yourself will be transported to an indescribably wonderful place up in the clouds, far removed from the pollution and misery of civilized life on earth, for eternity. It is really hard to imagine anyone falling for such a racket, especially since the cleric is never able to produce a clear video showing your recently dead friends enjoying their new accommodations in Heaven, but the aversion to, and the denial of, death is so strong that the majority of people actually do fall for the scam, even with our scientific knowledge today, and thus there is tremendous competition, dog eat dog competition, in the cleric trade. Billions upon billions of dollars are involved. Wars are fought.


Now, I don't feel any compulsion to be a protector of the masses. The fact that they waste their money is no concern of mine--but just how they waste it often is. The cleric scam affects us all in a horrendous manner. Back when Ronald Reagan was president of the US he appointed James Watt as Secretary of the Interior. Watt pulled off a project that was definitely damaging to the environment and, of course, the environmentalists raised a howl of protest. Watt's reply was essentially, "Hey, its no problem. The second coming of Christ is going to happen any day now, and none of us will need this environment on earth anymore". That incident actually happened! Unfortunately, the various versions of the cleric scam have made that statement the opinion of the majority of people on earth, even of most world leaders, and thus there is no sense of real need to preserve the living environment that our great, great, grandkids so desperately require. Reagan and Watt were at the very highest echelons of the US government--and the men in those posts now, as I write this, have exactly the same attitude (they deny the existence of human caused global warming and they recently "edited"--and in the process reversed--a government scientific report on overgrazing of public lands). When the most powerful nation on earth doesn't see any need to protect the environment, we're in big trouble.


As a necessary step in pulling off his scam, the cleric must convince his followers that the "God" he speaks of is "all-powerful". If the God is all powerful, then of course, anything and everything that happens is God's will and design. The environmental mess we have on earth today thus isn't any person's fault. God willed it--and he will cart us all off to eternity in heaven where there isn't any human-caused stinking mess. Such thinking is absolutely insane! Planet earth and Earth Entity are the only heaven that we and our descendents will ever have. When we shit in our nest (and every one of us is contributing to our environmental disaster by buying fancy houses, cars and electronics) our granddaughter has to grow up in the filth. If we destroy the nest, she dies!


I don't know which came first, but the cleric scam soon formed an unholy alliance with the politician scam. The politician scam didn't require any creative con game to be pulled off, it was more like strong arm robbery, but resistance to it was muted by the cleric's concept of an eternal life far away from whatever mess was left on earth.


What the politician did was to survey the surface of planet earth into clearly delimited parcels and then offer to "sell" those plots to the highest bidder. The purchaser was given a legal title to the lot--but only for as long as he paid yearly taxes on it to the politician. Essentially any destruction, any rape and plunder, to those portions of planet earth and Earth Entity within the parcel was allowed as long as the required taxes were paid. The politician didn't care at all what the buyer did to it. He was a pimp, selling his mother, Mother Nature, as a prostitute. The politician even protected the purchaser from angry neighbors who got upset when they saw their neighborhood destroyed. Like James Watt, the politician figured he was going to be in Heaven before long and he wouldn't have to look at the mess or smell the stench.


The living creatures, plant, animal, and microbe, on those plots were vital components, organs, of Earth Entity, the living environment that we are each a part of. They were part of our life! Who gives some politician the right to sell, and then collect taxes on, a part of our life? That is exactly like selling the Brooklyn Bridge to some naive bumpkin. And when the environment, the life on a plot, is destroyed, an essential part of our life is destroyed with it. That natural, self-maintaining, wild life that was destroyed should have been a legacy to our children to help provide for their existence. Some crook, some outright criminal, sold a part of our life so that he could collect the taxes and live in comfort while that part of us is destroyed. How can we be so naive and mindless as to let that happen? We should boil those clerics and politicians in oil for promoting their scams! Tar and feather the bastards!


Hate is very bad for your health. Don't do it. And don't chase the poor mayor with a baseball bat. The massive die-off will get rid of him soon enough. The cleric-politician system has been going on for thousands of years, and the guilty parties have built up so much pseudo-logical rationalization during that time, in an attempt to deflect criticism and to keep from feeling guilty, that a few of them today have brainwashed themselves into thinking that they're actually helping people. My motive with the inflammatory remarks above is not hate mongering. I just anticipate where the opposition to this essay will come from (when the clerics and politicians realize that the thrust of this writing is to eliminate their bread and butter livelihood), and I'm just launching a "preemptive strike". "Your best defense is a good offense."


Civilization does require a ruler, a government, to impose apparent harmony, but as I've constantly reminded, civilization is our only enemy. A natural hunter-gatherer lifestyle does not have a sheriff and jail. There is bound to be an occasional flair up of tempers during competition for resources, especially if those resources are in short supply, and maybe there will be an actual killing with a club, and that is exactly what the human species requires again in order to keep its population in proportion with all the other species. The human species does not require politicians or clerics of any sort. All the youngsters need is a father figure in their clan to demonstrate the use of the club.


I believe that it is entirely possible for humans, after a period of readjustment, to once again live a simple, happy, life as hunter-gatherers in symbiotic, mutually beneficial, cooperation with all the other wild species. That is the ultimate goal that we should all be striving to achieve for our descendents. I admit that the short-term outlook appears traumatic, to say the least, but I view it as an exciting challenge. I only wish that I could extend my life a hundred years or two and help guide and lead the struggle to regain a noble position as a respectable and useful component of Earth Entity's life instead of being a loathsome disease to her. I believe we can conquer this terrible cancerous disease called civilization and again become a happy, contented, beneficial, member of Mother Nature's life as hunter-gatherers following our well-proven inborn instincts. We lived that way for millions of years. We can do it for millions of years again.


I am sure that agriculture is going to collapse, and civilization with it. The refugium law of population biology guarantees it. Commercial fishing, arguably a form of farming now-a-days, is already in a tailspin from which it will probably never recover--a failure precisely because of a lack of refugium for the species involved--and many people of the world are dependent on that source of protein.


A factor exacerbating the world hunger situation is the declining production, and consequential rapidly escalating price, of petroleum. The US is a major exporter of grain to hungry countries. But the US, and also other exporters like Canada and Australia, produces this grain through the use of petroleum. Essentially, they are converting oil into food. But as the price of that oil sky rockets, the price of the grain exported must also increase--and poor people in the importing countries just do not have the money to buy.


Another major agricultural concern is the rapidly declining availability of water for irrigation. The huge underground reservoirs are being pumped dry. Rivers no longer run to the sea. Hydroelectric plants, city household water use and industry are in direct competition for water, and they are frequently given higher priority. This is an area where the wild card of global warming could suddenly have a big effect.


Of course, my crystal ball is clouded. I don't know how events are going to unfold. A new disease may play a big part. AIDS may even do the job eventually. It's the right sort of disease, biologically speaking, and it hasn't peaked yet. Experience in Africa shows that it can have a significant effect on agricultural output as many people become too weak to work but still require food. I am only certain that agriculture and civilization are going to crash.


One thing we really must be doing right now is work to change our verbal culture. Of course we are not going to change the mindset of the masses and rescue the environment that way. But the civilized masses are bound to die--all six billion of them--when some trigger starts a domino effect of nation after nation succumbing to agriculture collapse.


Among the surviving individuals will likely be those who prepared themselves for such an event, and part of that preparation should be a verbal culture oriented toward a long-term symbiotic existence with the natural wild species of earth. We must have enough guts to speak out now and contradict the self-serving politicians and clergy so that our kids and grandkids can learn a culture that is not damaging to the environment. We have to spread the word that the cult of civilization-farming that we've been seduced into following for the past ten thousand years was a terrible mistake and we must now change our ways to cure the cancer that is threatening the very life of the Mother Nature we have evolved with, the Mother Nature that we are each an infinitesimal component of.


Mother Nature is your life also. Will you help? You can start just by making this essay available to others who might be interested in reading it. Put a link on your web site and mention the essay starting at the first post.


This is the last installment of:

In Opposition to Civilization.

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Other essays will follow.



post 10

Tar Baby and Charlie Brown taking a rest, 1988. Tar Baby has the black muzzle, possible because of his inbred status. They are not confined in any way--and we're in the middle of nowhere in the southeast corner of Oregon's High Desert. If your wellbeing is dependent on others, animals or people, it is wise to have a good relationship with those others--and to understand the limits of that relationship.

Gentle Ben, the oldest of the three brothers, is not in the photo--and he does have a rope on him. Whenever Ben was not confined he would methodically start walking toward "home" with his two siblings trailing right behind. Where Ben considered home was diagonally clear across the state in the northwest corner. The one time Ben got loose I had to track them for a couple of miles before I caught up with them. But they were not trying to escape from me. If they had been I never could have caught them.

As you can see in the photo, grass is scarce in the desert, and it's a very big advantage if you can let your animals roam free to find their own. Then to catch them again, it helps if you have a little treat to give them. I like to have everything I carry serve multiple purposes. Instead of carrying oats for the burros, I just carried flour for making ash bread that both the burros and I liked.

To make ash bread, you open your flour sack and make a little depression, like a cup, in the flour. You pour a little water in that depression and then stir the water and adjacent flour into a thick dough. You then work that dough (coating it with dry flour if it's sticky) into a disc maybe a quarter of an inch thick and four or five inches in diameter. You scrape the burning wood of your campfire to one side and lay the disc on the hot ashes where the fire just was. You then scrape some more hot ashes, with a few live coals, onto the top of the disc. If you started with a small "Indian" fire, like I often use, you may want to repeat the cooking procedure, moving the burning wood again and turning the disc over in the process.

The only ingredients are flour and water. You do not add any grease or shortening. That would make dirt stick to the bread. The dry bread is remarkable clean after cooking and shaking the ashes off. A few ashes won't hurt you at all. The bread is kind of a hard cracker, but it's good and it keeps forever.

If you don't have store-bought flour several starchy food plants of the wilderness can be dried thoroughly and pounded with rocks as mortar and pestle into suitable flour. Experiment to minimize adding rock dust to the flour. Biscuitroot was the most available and suitable plant in the High Desert, but the starchy root is only easy to find during the few wet weeks in early spring when carrot type leaves and yellow umbel flowers reveal its location. The rest of the year you have to have sharp eyes and hunt for the tiny and inconspicuous withered seed stalk which will be the only visible remnant of the plant. (Caution--some relatives of this plant are deadly poisonous.)

The ash bread did not form a significant amount of the burro's food at all. I just gave them a little bite, maybe an inch square, and not every day. But that bite made them feel that I loved them--and I did. And I never had any trouble walking right up to them, wherever they were, and putting their halters on.

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Installment ten of:

IN OPPOSITION TO CIVILIZATION

by Andy Van't Hul

When examined from a species extinction point of view, the invention of gunpowder was certainly one of the most damaging and dreadful innovations ever conceived of. The very first time an application of fire caused a mix of chemicals to explode forcefully, the experimenter should have instantly received a sustained shock from a cattle prod to let him know that he had committed a boo-boo and he'd better not play with that stuff anymore. But instead, the exact opposite happened. His buddies all crowded around in fascination at the feat and begged for the recipe. Instead of being punished for the great crime of causing the future extinction of many species, the inventor received a massive pleasure hit of happybrain that most certainly encouraged him to try to invent ever more powerful explosive mixtures.

First, we decimated all of our prey species with our hi-tech weapons. Even Stone Age bows and arrows exterminated many species. Then we switched to farming with the clear cutting of vast forests and the building of huge dams that disrupted river ecologies. Our agriculture system is a total disaster now with extreme soil erosion, trace element deletion, chemical poisoning, desertification etc. I could write another thick book just on that subject. In order to really comprehend how seriously in trouble civilized humans are today, it is important to realize the damage agriculture has caused and is continuing to cause every day to the total life support capacity of earth.

In my analogy comparing Earth Entity to a human body I say that humans are wildly proliferating cancer cells sickening EE. A cancer in a human body does not cause damage only by the sheer number of cancer cells. The cancer also causes tissue breakdown and toxins to develop. Agriculture, the cancer affecting EE, is massively doing the same thing to EE, to Mother Nature.

The erosion of topsoil is obvious and atrocious, but the trace element deletion may be just as bad, and it is not visible--until you see the end effects such as the mindless cretins and the women with huge goiters on their necks. Those symptoms, common in China and the Philippines, are the result of farming-caused iodine deficiency in the soil. Crops suck trace elements out of the soil, and those trace elements, locked in the grain kernels or etc. are then shipped great distances to a city or an animal feedlot where the grain is fed to a hog or a person. Nearly all of those transported trace elements end up in feces which then never leave the locality of that city or feedlot. Those trace elements are no longer available to the food chain--but they are tremendously important for good health--and they took literally millions of years to accumulate, by gradual decomposition of minerals, in the soil. Back during the millions of years we lived as hunter-gatherers we never displaced those trace elements. They were always carefully hoarded by Mother Nature and recycled from life to life right in their original locality. We have no way of measuring the damage we are now doing to the soil, to flowerpot earth, with agriculture--we just know that it is immense. In previous writings I have spent some space and time on the damage agriculture is causing to the environment--but like I said above, the subject is so extensive that it demands its own book, or several volumes, and those books are already published and available in any extensive library. To keep this essay from becoming too rambling I will not try to reproduce the bulk of that material here.

To be continued.

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